Mother Corsages (by Ariela Bonen)

This photo was taken moments before the truck backed out of the driveway, crushing the mother-in-law in effigy.

50 Personalized Custom Wedding Favor Shot Glasses

Finally, a wedding “favor” that lives up to the other definition of the word!

And you can even get them to match your wedding colors. Sweet! Coordinated plotzing!

Wedding garter set Elmo red and white

This is, in so many ways, the ultimate Buy Us Crap post. Inappropriate juxtaposition of childhood nostalgia and sexual suggestion? Check. Tacky tchotchkes? Check. (Hopefully) inadvertent pejoration of the phrase “Tickle-Me Elmo”? Check. The word “keepsake”? You know it.

But then, just when I thought I had maxed out the irony-plus-cheesy-plus-vomit factor:

***matching horse shoe available on Request (please msg me for enquiries)***

And there is another variant!

Damask Scroll Unity Candle - With Crystal Buckles and Swarovski Crystals

I’m trying to get behind the symbolism of a “unity candle,” but I keep hearing Dave Chappelle’s Rick James voice asking what the five fingers said to the face.

The best answer was:

“I pledge to bring you the utmost amount of pleasure through my actions every day.” -thepracticalheart

Pretty sure the best answer is actually: “YOU DON’T.”

(Source: lionofbedstuy)

Personalized Wine Stopper - Silver Pearl

Only at Charms to Cherish can you find this beautiful gift with a personal touch!

Accept no substitutes.

Tea tins

Oh, good grief. Unless you are hilarious, steer clear of puns.

Romance Inspired Hand Beaded Silk Peacock Feather Ring Pillow

I think the most creative ideas an artist has is by accident or consequence!

It has been carefully and painfully hand beaded.

Peacock Wedding Toasting Flutes—Set of 2

These elegantly tall glasses are stunning and are a true pleasure to hold. Wait till you hear the crisp, high pitched [DING!] of the glasses toasting together.

Does it still *DING!* when it’s slathered with paint?