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1 year ago
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Hey, friends!
Am I getting married? Well, maybe. But more importantly: open bar! Come get raging drunk with me and then stumble home to contemplate your own empty singleton lives.

Hey, friends!

Am I getting married? Well, maybe. But more importantly: open bar! Come get raging drunk with me and then stumble home to contemplate your own empty singleton lives.

Cite Arrow via fuckyeahweddingideas
1 year ago
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Custom Peacock Wedding Invitations
Finally! One that uses real peacock feathers.

Custom Peacock Wedding Invitations

Finally! One that uses real peacock feathers.

2 years ago
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custom wedding invitation or save-the-date map
This is a cute idea, I guess … but dangerous! Artistic liberties have been taken with this geography that might make Massimo Vignelli shudder.
Looking closely, I find a little flag showing where the ceremony will take place—but then there are clearly some dapper fish getting married in the middle of the Hudson. Unless this is a mob wedding, no one gets married in the Hudson.

custom wedding invitation or save-the-date map

This is a cute idea, I guess … but dangerous! Artistic liberties have been taken with this geography that might make Massimo Vignelli shudder.

Looking closely, I find a little flag showing where the ceremony will take place—but then there are clearly some dapper fish getting married in the middle of the Hudson. Unless this is a mob wedding, no one gets married in the Hudson.

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I was wondering how bros handle this sort of thing tastefully—and now I know.

I was wondering how bros handle this sort of thing tastefully—and now I know.

Cite Arrow via weddingwhims
2 years ago
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Will You be my Bridesmaid cards - set of five

Peacock Feather Bridesmaids Cards with Save the Dates

This is a thing? and the “junior” bridesmaids, that’s a thing, too?

I guess I should be offended no one has ever used a cutesy invite to ask me to wear a hideous dress that makes the bride look better by comparison.

Oh, wait, no, I’m fine with that.

2 years ago
2 years ago
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Typo Save-the-Date Custom Wedding Stationery Deposit
“What do you mean, you didn’t know when the wedding was? We put the date on there like 80 times!”

Typo Save-the-Date Custom Wedding Stationery Deposit

“What do you mean, you didn’t know when the wedding was? We put the date on there like 80 times!”

2 years ago
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Aviary Wedding Invitations
The emptiness of the cage signifies either a barren womb or the rotting hull of a life they intend to share. Or maybe I’m reading too far into it.

Aviary Wedding Invitations

The emptiness of the cage signifies either a barren womb or the rotting hull of a life they intend to share. Or maybe I’m reading too far into it.

2 years ago
2 years ago
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the retro peacock wedding set. 
Oh, no, the peacocks are back!
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