We’re so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty, oh you know that I’d do anything for you.

Well, there goes the deposit on the tux.

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Will get married for this ring.

Hopefully for better reasons, too.

What I want to know is: Why isn’t her ring Wonder Woman?

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There’s an awful lot of imagery going on here. The groom seems to have “popped” as his bride waves him on to “the finish line.” I hope the happy couple are boozehound racing enthusiasts, because the other implications are too unfortunate (and explicit) to consider.

Awww.

I was wondering how bros handle this sort of thing tastefully—and now I know.

This is a wedding I would enjoy being in.

Now these are wedding-party outfits the bridesmaids and groomsmen will be wearing for years to come!

If Vader officiates and stormtroopers are the groomsmen … does this mean the Emperor has taken a bride?

this just brightens my day :)

16 Inch Square Personalized Signature Platter

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

WHERE ARE THEIR HEADS?

ARE THEIR HEADS BEING EATEN OFF THE PEOPLE PLATTER?

In-Laws People Platter

I’m almost afraid to ask … but if I eat cake off a cake platter, and cheese off a cheese platter, what do I eat off a “people platter”?

What’s worse than an impersonal party favor?

One that hinges entirely on an awful pun, of course!