1 year ago
Hey, friends!
Am I getting married? Well, maybe. But more importantly: open bar! Come get raging drunk with me and then stumble home to contemplate your own empty singleton lives.
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1 year ago
Sigh.
This is the inexpensive, understated, meaningful alternative to rings.
Plus: small enough to make the laser treatments quick and cheap, too!
(Source: alluringflames)
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1 year ago
50 Personalized Custom Wedding Favor Shot Glasses
Finally, a wedding “favor” that lives up to the other definition of the word!
And you can even get them to match your wedding colors. Sweet! Coordinated plotzing!
1 year ago
Wedding garter set Elmo red and white
This is, in so many ways, the ultimate Buy Us Crap post. Inappropriate juxtaposition of childhood nostalgia and sexual suggestion? Check. Tacky tchotchkes? Check. (Hopefully) inadvertent pejoration of the phrase “Tickle-Me Elmo”? Check. The word “keepsake”? You know it.
But then, just when I thought I had maxed out the irony-plus-cheesy-plus-vomit factor:
***matching horse shoe available on Request (please msg me for enquiries)***
And there is another variant!
1 year ago
Sooooo Scarlett O’Hara :)
Y’know, girls who dressed like that weren’t “the marrying kind” …
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1 year ago
Wedding/Engagement Ring For Sale! «
My cousin is desperately trying to sell this ring! So if you know anybody who is getting engaged, pass along this link!
Also, the photo in the listing of her doing her makeup in the mirror… I took that!
Please reblog with your wild theories about the back-story! Here are some headlines to get you started:
- He Went to Jared; She Went to Small-Claims!
- A Match Made in Retail Heaven
- It Looked So Good on the Mannequin
And PS? It’s not “vintage” if you bought it at the mall.
(Source: trickiwoo)
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2 years ago
Sigh, where to begin …
- tacky
- only loosely “handmade”
- slightly hideous
- definitely useless
2 years ago
Custom Wine Glass Charm Favors
Fact: your friends need little dangly things to hang on their beverages every day.
Fact: no one would ever think to buy these for themselves.
Conclusion: you are doing everybody a “favor” by providing them for free at your wedding!
2 years ago
Okay, maybe you have a passion for birding I never knew about. Or perhaps this is your way of acknowledging that you won’t be able to afford good seats at football games during the early years of your marriage.
Either way, I’m at least glad that I can see you’ve chosen the more modestly priced set of serious binoculars!
2 years ago
This item, requested by actual people having an actual wedding, demonstrates another golden rule of registries:
It doesn’t have to be expensive to be inappropriate.
