Wedding garter set Elmo red and white

This is, in so many ways, the ultimate Buy Us Crap post. Inappropriate juxtaposition of childhood nostalgia and sexual suggestion? Check. Tacky tchotchkes? Check. (Hopefully) inadvertent pejoration of the phrase “Tickle-Me Elmo”? Check. The word “keepsake”? You know it.

But then, just when I thought I had maxed out the irony-plus-cheesy-plus-vomit factor:

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And there is another variant!