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1 year ago

If I were jealous, I should have a bitter time of it, for every bird is my rival. »Lucy Audubon, wife of the naturalist

We’re so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty, oh you know that I’d do anything for you.

Well, there goes the deposit on the tux.

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We’re so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty, oh you know that I’d do anything for you.

Well, there goes the deposit on the tux.

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1 year ago

I’ve only slept with men I’ve been married to. How many women can make that claim? »Elizabeth Taylor (via pinkseaotters)

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I’ve only slept with men I’ve been married to. How many women can make that claim? »Elizabeth Taylor (via pinkseaotters)

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Mother Corsages (by Ariela Bonen)

This photo was taken moments before the truck backed out of the driveway, crushing the mother-in-law in effigy.

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Mother Corsages (by Ariela Bonen)

This photo was taken moments before the truck backed out of the driveway, crushing the mother-in-law in effigy.

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Hey, friends!

Am I getting married? Well, maybe. But more importantly: open bar! Come get raging drunk with me and then stumble home to contemplate your own empty singleton lives.

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Hey, friends!

Am I getting married? Well, maybe. But more importantly: open bar! Come get raging drunk with me and then stumble home to contemplate your own empty singleton lives.

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